You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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