WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Two words: nipple clamps
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