Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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