I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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