i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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