Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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