Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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