So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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