if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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