Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
im six kinds of drunk right now
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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