it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I want to fling myself into the sun
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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