Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
