As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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