But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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