I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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