omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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