So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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