yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He felt like a one man threesome
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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