Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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