Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
