Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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