The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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