hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just found a bag of teeth...
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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