Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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