ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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