I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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