hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
