if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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