its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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