This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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