Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I love you.
Bad choice
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