Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i will never coherently bang her
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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