names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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