For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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