found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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