Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I understand Curling. That high.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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