If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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