I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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