bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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