Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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