Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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