pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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