brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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