plz talk dirty to me
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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