'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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