you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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