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she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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