i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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