Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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