so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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