There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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