i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
