talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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