forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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