I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I wish i was in the wii world.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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